Storytelling game!

HeroofDarkness wrote:

a nuclear attack hits hollywood causing

((I have fallen behind on pasting this into a notepad, but I will post the compilation that I have so you can continue if you wish.))

That would be awesome^_^ You're a doll.
Or maybe a masculine action figure?

A panic! Everyone flees to Texas and overuses the word 'yall', so the locals...

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There was a girl named Chamomile, but people just called her Cam. Her favorite thing to do was speak German with the Narwhals because they're the only people or creautres she knows that speak German. But one day Cam found a French speaking Narwhal and who can cook crepes with the speed of light! Shockingly, she could only make one kind of crepe, the super strawberry swirl crepe, and the secret ingredient was recycled nuclear waste, which was procured from one-hundred-year-old toothpaste, which was made by Subject: Re: Storytelling game! Yesterday at 4:35 pm
the people in hollywood that made the Crappy version of the Dragonball movie. This made Cam have a terrible fear of cement, which led her to panic in fear and tries to run away from the french speaking narwhal but she couldn't because the narwhal stole her radishes! and then the french speaking narwhal made her watch Buffy the vampire slayer for three days straight, turning her into craving for blood and french speaking for which reason she became a superhero with a fear of cement and german narwhals, who has a power a special ability called Supah Hypah Cheesey-Ball attack! With this ability she's throws balls of cheese that burns like fire and then grow and suffocating amount of smelly mold. She then shouts "HADOKEN!" but somehow a caption appears out of nowhere saying "you're doing it wrong", so she becomes a sad panda and also a very emo/self-cutting panda that like nuclear warfare, so she used this more powerful ability called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia which does the fear of long words that the french narwhals are afraid of! So she used that fear to find the German Narwhals, who are the French Narwhals biggest enemy. So she gather all of the german narwhals she can and when they get to the French narwhals they can launch a full scale attack against the French Army with Mooses from Canada! And thus turns this into World War XVIISCCIIVXVII which causes a full scale collapse of the world's lint supply, which the foreign narwhals eat. therefore they fall victim to natural selection and Darwinism and soon start consuming old mens socks, creating a captain falcon narwhal breed! Thus Hollywood hears about all the happings with the narwhals and decides it best to make

as I said it dates back a while, but you should be be able to pick up the string.))

Start using the phrase of sup dawg, which causes

rapers in "da hood" to get very mad and started to...

hoedown to texas to the the cowboys what the answer is. When they got there they said answer was

APPLE PIE dawg, leading to...

Deep thought's mind exploding causing

the trix rabbit getting the cereal, causing

Hamburgerlar to successfully steal a burger from Ronald causing

the kids to catch Lucky, resulting in...

Wonka's Candy factory to explode resulting in

reeses peanut butter cups to become......

Chocolate Covered Nutbunnies~ With these bunnies

they will rule over

all of Narnia! And because of this new rise to power

Sauron to conquer middle-earth which caused

Luke to follow in his fathers footsteps to become Darth Vader Jr. meaning

the world is pretty much effed up, which means

we're all effed, resulting in

everyone being effed, so

basically the world ends, untill....

someone has a baby with 4 arms and everyone in India says it's Shiva, so India

Throws a big "We have our prophet party" which causes jesus to be reborn which causes

the world to destoy all present evils, once this is done...

there are going to be some effin' new evils with shiny new names, beginning

the era of the...