EPIC FAIL/COOKIE STORY

Once apon a time.....everyone was enslave by a guy named Naruto who was tired of just saying he gunna be Hokage (cuz he never will be) soo he assinated the prez of the United States and nuked the hell out of everyone cuz he felt like it. All the world leaders surrendered to his power. He fired everyone in the government and made a shizz load of clones of him self. He ruled with a iron fist. On sundays he would shoot a random person every hour. on Tuesday he just blew up stuff. On Wednesday went to strip clubs. On Thurdays he ran around naked burning ppls eyes with his small hotdog. On Fridays he would just play golf with Tiger woods and cheat the whole time but using jutsu and shizz to make the ball go in the hole....hahaha. Last on Saturdays he would demand sakura to dance.

Sick lil mofo haha

this will continue....need cast/heroes plz sign up...