New game: some assembly required

This was an idea that I had and wanted to try out.
Basically, someone says something that you have to put together, and you list a component/ingredient/whatever to put into it, and one step to put it together.
after every ten posts, we complete whatever we are building, and whoever put up the tenth post chooses something new, and we all start over.
please put your number first before
make it as dumb as you like
follow the format below, if possible

let's start with a sandwich

1

plywood

use two sheets of plywood for bread

2

shoe

put in between plywood

3

Gorilla glue

spread a even layer of glue on the wood and shoe and let dry for 3-4 hours

4

radioactive waste

dip shoe, plywood and glue into waste, then let dry

5

jet fuel

pour over sandwich and lite on fire.

6

hot sauce

pour over sandwich while on fire to make it extra hot.
har har

7

Fireworks

On top of the extra heat who doesn't want a little bite to their sandwich

8

liquid nitrogen

just so you can actually eat frozen fire
HA!
I didn't know how great of a game this would turn out to be

9

Nuclear bomb

More that just fireworks, when you bite into a sandwich you bang for your buck.

Yeah this is kind of long, I think it should be cut down to 5 ingredients.

10
carbonite
just so all this goes off when you least expect it
point taken, now it's every five posts
NEW ITEM!!!!
how to build a boat

1

swiss cheese

carve your boat shape out of swiss cheese

2

40 square yards of paper

What else are you going to use for water-proofing?

(paper doesn't make it waterproof)

3
Bucket of paint

Coat it in paint to make it waterproof

4

lava

because water just isn't good enough nowadays

5

A dragon.
You can't have lava without some dragons.

Because ^ didn't start a new one

We are building a computer

1

String

Because science has proven the string conducts electricity better than copper.

2

cat

cause cats are inside computers you know

3

punch cards

What else are we going to use for a processor?

4

mouse with elongated tail

connect the mouse

5

a bicycle

For your power you idiot.

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Next we are to build....

an iPod

2

an umbrella

so it doesn't get wet in the rain.
< cries about his poor iPod

3

bacon

it smells good ^^

4

Spoiler:

5

a mouse (a real live mouse, these plastic one are boring

new item:

phone

1

basic body

2

heat sink

We all know how those conversations get.

3

telekinesis powerstuff
(it's an awesome phone)