New Game: Catch 22

This is catch 22, the game where someone wishes for something, and the person below has to grant that wish, but with some twist that messes up the whole thing.
for example:
(< posts) I wish for a new car
(V posts) granted, but it is a display and does not actually work.
Tommy, you will have fun with this.

I wish there was no school next year

I've played this game before!

granted, but instead you have to go to boot camp and shave your head!

i wish for a rubber duck

Granted, but it attacks you during bathtime.

(I forgot to make a wish last post! :S)

I wish to live in Nevada

granted, but it is just a map of Nevada
(u did forget, i was irritated at u.....again)
(attacked during bath time!? O_O)
i wish for apple pies!!!!

ahhh why are you irritated at me? T_T

granted, but the apple pies poison you.

I wish for immortality

(y am i irritated? well...lets think, U JUST POISONED ME!, and also u gave me a wish that i can totally skrew u over with)

*sigh* granted, but u first must give me ur soul, and see all those u care about die right in front of u

i wish for the power to fly

granted but people outcast you and burn you on a stake.

I wish for everlasting love.

(Oh, I apologize. I just burned you at the stake too :/ shucks)

granted, but since u wished for immortality u have no one to love

i wish that Meyeri would post on coin game and write short story for me to read

^_^
Granted.
However, she is sleepy so she will write it while she's at school tomorrow, and copy it up first thing!

I'm glad you're interested in what I write, gives me more confidence in my novel.
(even when what I write on the forums is undeveloped and isn't proofread! yahoo!^_^)

Edit: Darn I did it again.

I wish I was dead.
(try to turn that bad! >:])

....u give good detail in posts and have cool characters (^^)...and u...forgot to make a wish again

i wish Meyeri would stop forgetting wishes

Granted! Because I edited my post before you posted but I guess you were posting before then.
however, she is very forgetful, so it may happen a few times D:

I wish I was dead (repeat)

granted, but because of the immortality thing u come back as zombie....*shiver*

i wish for world peace

Granted.
However because there is peace, it causes several economies to collapse because industries go out of business.

I wish for all the good tasting food to also be healthy.

(Last post for me, I'm going to bed. sumimasen. You'll see the coin story post when I get home tomorrow :] or If i get the librarian to unlock the website at lunch)

granted, but u must give up ur friends' souls

i wish to know which came first, the chicken of the egg

((I cannot believe I forgot about this game))

Granted, but when you figure it out your head explodes.

I wish Jamison would let 3rd period watch the boats tomorrow.

Granted!
But all the boats in that period broke before the races.

I wish my boat doesn't sink on thursday!

granted, but as soon as u pull it out of the water it breaks apart
(knock on wood)
i wish for more manga

(wow, one day and it's this popular)
granted, but every page is in a different language

I wish for my own cannon

granted but you shoot it and it decapitates you.

I wish for an indestructible ring

granted, but it makes random parts of your body turn invisible

I wish for an xbox 360

Granted, but it erupts in flames when you boot a game.

I wish for colored pencils.

granted, but they are all puke green

I wish for laser vision. don't say that I can't turn it off, or I will stab you in the eye with a katana for insulting X-men.

ganted put they activate at random points in time

i wish for faster internet

Granted, but you get a virus that crashes all your computers that are linked together.

I wish for school to end right this minute.