The golden coin game

/ MAGMA KNIFE
/ large slash using shortsword of magma
/ melts ryu in half
/ dead instantly
/ takes coin before it turns to slag

/ATTACK! MY ARMY OF MUDKIPs!!!!!!
/army of lvl 1 mudkips charge and trample SF
/he dies
/i take coin
/mudkips rejoice

/ ha, now that woke me up
/ kill him zero
/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UNTW8hFcpk
/ this music plays while he kicks your ass
/ reclaims coin

hehehe Ed was over here when i typed that so i thought of mudkips.

/straps SF down on to an uncomfortable chair w/ duct tape
/puts in a video tape of the life cycle of the silkworm
/SF is bored to death
/take coin

/silkworms, really?
/walks over next to ryu
/drags him over to vat of acid
/ takes coin, then drops ruy into acid
/ watch him melt

/watches SF melt ruy
/takes coin while SF i preoccupied
/walks off

/ Holy crayon, how did you do that
/ while we're at it, how did I just do that?
/ disappears with coin

.........wha.......bu....coin?
yaknow what.....fine.........stupid coin taking w/o explanations -_-

/throws chakram at SF
/he is sliced in half
/takes coin
/gets elephant to sit on dead corps

/ grabs ryu and impales him on elephant's tusks
/ takes coin and sushi slices ryu
/ throws remains into a river

/river of life restores me
/runs at SF and jumps
/hidden blade extends from sleeve
/high profile kill baby!!!! go assassins creed!!!!
/takes coin and conceals self by walking with passerby monks

/ ASSASIN"S DART
/ highly poisonous dart sticks ryu in the neck
/ kills him within one second
/ takes coin in mid-fall and disappears

/hahaha! plz i have been given so much poison in the past that i am immune to all poisons BWAHAHAHAHA!
/tracks SF by sent
/he is watching loonytoons
/sneaks up behind SF and reaches for coin
/coyote slams himself into ground using catapult. we both laugh like hell
/sits down and watches with SF
/when finished we say our good byes and shake hands
/at this point we stop and remember that we r at war for the coin and glare at each other
/SF reaches behind him for darts
/too late i hit SF over the head with hammer
/begins to leave, but then realizes that SF still had the coin
/face palm
/goes back takes coin and leaves thinking about the poor coyote and how all he wants is a meal...........*wait.......if he has the money to buy all this acme stuff.....y doesn't he just buy a decent meal? and for that matter y doesn't Team Rocket buy food instead of giant robot stuff to catch pikachu?*
/continues walking realizing that there is no cure for stupidity

/ agrees wiht ryu about a suupisity cure
/ you need it pal, that's the third rail you just stepped on
/ picks up coin off the ground and watches ryu get shocked and run over by a train

/yeah "suupisity" is right >_>
/considering that it is lightning it doesn't affect me /uses electricity gained to short circuit train and stop it b4 it hits me
/uses remaining lightning to destroy SF and take the coin

/ sith are immune to lightning
/ yay part time job
/ SITH FURY STRIKE!!!!
/ uppercut through ryu's back, grabs him by the neck and jumps into the air
/ force blasts ^ into the ground and throws lightsaber, impaling ryu
/ does giant falling blast, which pulverizes ^ so nothing is left but coin

/throws harpoon @ SF
/SF dies
/take coin

/takes harpoon and returns it to its rightful owner
/ bloody death
/ lol, irony

/poor Mako Tsunami -_- (watch yu-gi-oh abridged to find out)
/gets away w/ coin

/sorry light(death note)
/ heart attack for ryu
/ make my escape w/coin

/shotgun to SF's head
/takes coin
/sf doesnt go to heaven nor hell

/ because I never died
/ takes shotgun and blobs ryu's legs off
/ takes coin aand walks out of warehouse

.......WHEN'D WE GET IN A WAREHOUSE!? warehouse 13 is a good show

/takes Edger Allen Poe's notebook and pen (warehouse 13 ep.) what ever u wright happens (think of it s an upgraded deathnote w/ no time limits)
/kills SF in many different ways
/takes coin and leaves

/ grabs ryu's head annd makes him explode
/ get the reference
/ leaves with coin

wow, that head exploding thing is really familliar.
It's something I've watched recently.
aw man, where is it from.
I hate that, it's like the feeling when you're about to sneeze but you don't, but you really need to.

it's scar from FMA. by the way, I just finished chapter 50 of 100

/ still has coin