New Game: Catch 22

Granted, but the unexpected snowstorm that ended school melts soon after its month-long visit and you still have to go to school for a week afterward.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

Granted but you'll soon die because your matter is messed up due to being split and put back together. Your skin will turn all bubbly and your eyes will go milky white and you'll have to wear bandages and try to go to another world by using someone else's invention.

Lance will at least get this >_>
Fringe ftw

I wish my ferret would stop pooping in the wrong spot.

Granted, but it now only poops on you. ((LOL))

I wish someone would tell dead baby joke.

HeroofDarkness wrote:

Granted, but it now only poops on you. ((LOL))

I wish someone would tell dead baby joke.

you failed at the granting.
Wrong spot = everywhere she's not supposed to, and she isn't being trained to poop on me
I win.

Granted, but then everyone who likes dead baby jokes will be brutally beaten by angry mothers.

I wish to go to bed.

((LOL we had soooooooo much fun today before evening of class shooting babies and laughing about jk, all it was were a bunch of sound effects))

Granted, but when you climb into bed it breaks.

I wish I could fall asleep.

granted, but you can never wake up

I wish for pie

Granted but then you have horrible dreams of dead babies eating your body alive

I wish I had a flying car

Granted, but it's a prototype and you crash and die.

I wish I had some white play-dough to finish my happy berry earrings.

Granted, but when they're finished they give you an ear infection

I wish my wish came true without anything bad happening

granted, but then you then your parents surprise you with an all expense paid vacation to Germany, but you can't find anyone that speaks English, and everything is in German.

I wish I stopped yawning.

Granted, but then you start hiccuping.

I wish I had wings.

granted but they are unusable.

I wish I had more play-doh

Granted, but it all dried out

I wish for JPizzle would upload more than twice a week.

granted, but all the videos are crayon and you jump out of a 3 story building because of it.

Granted you wish for nothing so you receive nothing.

I wish jamison wasn't so republican.

granted, but he's Nazi instead

I wish the district didn't make me do one extra year of high school

((Actually today he admitted to being a Republican/Communist/Terrorist. I wonder how many more things I can add to that in 3 days.))

Granted they make you 4 extra years.

I wish I could think off more things to add to jamison's confessions.

granted, but they're horrible.

I wish I could understand politics.

((Horrible in what sense?))

Granted, but your head soon explodes.

I wish politicians didn't lie.

granted, but then there would be endless war.
(it's you,me, and the USA against the world. we attack at dawn)
I wish for a paintball chain gun

granted, but then you kill people with it because there was a malfunction and you injected paint in someone's insides, and they died of paint poisoning.

I wish my dad would hurry up and get home so I can ask for his credit card to download Sims 3!!! (can't really break this wish.. I think. He'll eventually come home and I will get the game XD)

granted, but you get conned out of every penny you have, and have to sell your computer to pay bills. now you have sims 3 and NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!

I wish for more pie

granted, but it is concrete pie.

I wish tomorrow would be over already.

granted, but tomorrow never comes. it's always tomorrow.

I wish my dad could take hints.

Granted, but he takes them the wrong way. ((Not like that you sick minded person.))

I wish for something.