New Game: Catch 22

granted, but the fairy interprets 'something' as 'anything', so she gives you a dead rabbit.

I wish HoD didn't have to kill rabbits just because he didn't wish for something specific.

Granted, but I wish for more dead rabbits.

I wish for more dead rabbits.

granted, but they don't stay dead for long

I wish for an army of undead rabbits to kill ^ and ^^

granted but they kill u as well and become my army and dont kill me

i wish for no more projects

Granted you get essays.

I wish I didn't have to go to school until graduation.

granted,

but then teachers assign giant projects due the next day, and you fail the class so you can't graduate.

I wish HoD didn't top my posts. I feel beaten.
However, I still have more points!

You can have your points.......

Sorry that wish cannot be corrupted as I will continue to have more posts than anyone during the life-span of the board.

I wish Jones will us play Rock band on the projector during 6th period on friday.

granted, but then there's a fire drill and it takes up all of sixth.

I wish I posted the coin story today. Ryu might poke me tomorrow.

Granted, but i poke you first

/pokes Meyeri

I wish it was friday right now.

Granted, but it becomes the worst Friday in your life.

Uhh I wish...I were a bird.

granted, but you're a dodo

I wish for a bigger TV

Granted, but it doesn't work

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

granted, but it is found to be defective and is recalled

I wish for more LEDs

granted, but then they take over the world and eat your parents.

I wish I had a job.

granted, but you don't know what it is

I wish for a new monitor

granted, but it's worse than the one you have now

i wish that ppl would start posting again

granted, but everyone posts nothing but spam

I wish I could go to Hawaii

granted, but then you get eaten by sharks

I wish people were on the forums when I am.
talkie-->love-->aim! talk to me on aim and tell me to get on the forums. Unless you're annoying.
I don't like annoying people on aim.
That press the enter button
all the time
like the lines in my post
jeez
it's stupid.
Unless you forget to add something, like I do sometimes.
Or I do it when I'm really excited and want to say everything about the topic we're talking about and I'm afraid you'll change the subject if you type something back.
Gosh I make explanations long.

granted, but you are blocked from all topics when other people are on

I wish I was going fishing

too easy

granted but.....(thinking of ALL the possible ways to make this hell for u)....you go fishing in a nuclear waste dumping site, throw the line over, a gorilla fish comes out of the water and squishes ur head between his fins.

i wish to win the game

seriously, what ere you thinking?
granted, but the winner has to go to the pyro convention covered in gasoline with a lifetimes supply of fireworks in his pocket

I wish that oblivion was rated T

granted, but u get sucked into the game as you are. no special skills

i wish for the coin

hehe granted, but I'll take it away again.

I wish I have a good fourth of July tomorrow.

granted but it comes a day early

i wish to know how to hack my PSP 3000

granted, but it doesn't work afterwards

I wish for more computer tools