New Game: Catch 22

granted, but it doesn't work afterwards

I wish for more computer tools

granted but u have so much that the police ask you to remove yourself from the premises

i wish i knew what to wish for

granted, but you already used your wish, so you can't wish for it.

I wish my point counter would stop screwing up

granted but i reverts to zero every week

i wish for the wish that i wished that i knew what to wish for in the last post

lots of "wish" words

granted but everyone dies from confusion of the sentence you posted.
What's happiness without anyone to share it with?

I wish for answers.

granted, but they are the answers to all the wrong questions

I wish for a re-do button

granted but it activates at the wrong time

i wish for a wish that cant be messed with

Granted, however you are unsatisfied with your wish because you don't get another wish because you used your only wish to wish for an uncorrupted wish.

I wish I had an anywhere door.

granted but it only goes to places u dont want to go to

i wish for a fruit cup

That's kind of a sad story, Ryu.
An anywhere door that takes you to terrible places.
hmm.

Granted, but it's all processed and artificial so you get cancer.
Sorry :/ you're the one who wanted the fruite cup D:

i wish that Meyeri would remember to wish for things

Gosh darn it.
I should just go eat a caribou, now shouldn't I.

Granted, but she's a very forgetful person and it's inevitable.

HA! here it is! V V V
I wish I didn't realize how ridiculous it just sounded to be proud of remembering a wish.

granted but u now think that everything else u do is ridiculous

i wish for a 12-14 hr sleep

granted, but you have nightmares that you can't wake up from.

I wish I could play Animal crossing on the DS with someone :/

granted but its a psychopathic rapist/ murderer how asks u what you are wearing every hour

....im bored... i come up w/ random things

i wish for a perfect bike

granted, but it's recalled because everyone went mad because the bike possessed them.

I wish I had people to watch a movie with right now.

granted but its the same guy from the animal crossing LOL

i wish for a ham and cheese sandwich that wont give me stomach problems or anything like that including possessing me.

Granted! But it turns out it's a food baby, and it rips out of your stomach like an alien.

I wish I had something to eat.

granted but its baby food that rips out of your stomach like an alien.

i wish to have a plane

granted, but it breaks down and you die.

sigh* granted but u didn't make a wish

wish for chocolate pudding

oh fudge

granted! but it turns into a MONSTER!

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, you are now less bored.

I wish my room was clean.

you mr. genie lied T_T

Granted, but you just get it dirty again.

I wish I wasn't the maid of my house -_-

Granted, but now you can't move around inside.

(My room, once cleaned, always gets messy again)

(But no more for I'm off to College on the 28th)

I wish I had a better laptop for college.