New Game: Catch 22

granted

i wish i though of just saying granted sooner

Granted, but you now just wasted another uncorruptible wish.

I wish CCI would post the gaming and autograph schedules today.

granted but when u log on u get a virus

i wish for pants

Granted, but they are too small

Who cares about a 4 year old laptop getting a virus (I'm running on like 5 GB of space)

I wish I had more 1TB hard drives.

granted but they all break the day after the warranty is up

i wish for swords that wont kill me or my friends and family

(Who really cares about warranty)

Granted, you now own the world's largest stock of plastic and foam swords.

I wish my sister wasn't such a bitch.

granted but now she is way too clingy and even sleeps in ur bed w/ u

i wish for regular soup spoons

GROSS :S

Granted, but they are made of lead.

I wish my sister wouldn't complain when I'm doing her a favor.

granted but (see previous granted wish)

i wish for more PSP games

Granted, but they are all too scratched to play.

I wish I could throw trash away without mother approval.

...mother approval? thats a bit extreme

granted but now ur dad bugs u about it

i wish for On Demand for my room

Yeah she wants to save all "important" (definition of important: all) school papers, which get thrown on her desk. When she needs to clean her desk she gives them back to me which then get thrown on my desk, and the process starts over again.

Granted, but you must pay by the minute of $20.

I wish the last three weeks would be what the rest of my life is going to look like.

granted, for the next three weeks you are a circus clown. hehehe

i wish for a soda that wont blow up in my face

granted, it leaks out the bottom ruining your new shoes.

I wish I could summon some will power to get off my lazy ass and go do laundry that i need for tomorrow.

granted, but it turns out that ur sis put a red sock in with your whites and now u have too wear pink clothes

i wish for a good watch

granted, but it takes you through the past and you keep reliving your most horrible moments in life and can never go forward.

I wish I had an ironing board

granted but it busts into flames the moment anything hot touches it

i wish for boxers that aren't too tight and not too loose

granted, but they are filled with itching powder

I wish these topics wouldn't keep dying suddenly

granted, but it is now so crowded that ur comp crashes

i wish for cooler TV shows

granted, but they are all documentaries about kids shows

I wish I had checked my new computer's parts list more carefully

how r documentaries about kid shows cool?

granted, but then u realize that it is a list to create a bomb, police come and arrest u

i wish for coca-cola.

granted, but it is spoiled

I wish for a supreme pizza

((Wouldn't it be flat?))

Granted, but it kills you due to its supremeness.

I wish for money.

(no, I mean very old and very disgusting)
granted, but you go to jail for the rest of your life because it's not yours

I wish I had more burn cream

(u mean the 50yr old stuff that is just water and the coloring is at the bottom?)
granted but u get burnt to death
i wish for ice to cool my had from the injury