New Game: Catch 22

(more or less)
granted, but your head freezes solid, you fall over from the weight and shatter

I wish for nackos

do u mean nachos?

if so, granted, but they forget the cheese causing u to go into an uncontrollable rage. u end up killing many ppl forcing the government to send in the military to kill u.

i wish for As in all of my classes. (plz dont go w/ the obvious hacking into the comp system and getting found out)

granted, but your A's are the highest scores in history. the military then decides to secretely kidnap and study you like a lab rat for the rest of your life.

I wish I had wired internet. don't do something that brakes it or kills people with it. please

Granted, but it runs at 1 kbps.

I wish I didn't have to move out of my suite for 2 weeks.

granted, but your suite suffers from leaks, creaks and holes in the floor

I wish I could remember what ^ sounds like

granted, but the knowledge is too brutal on the human brain and ur head blows up.

i wish for jell-o.

granted, but it's so bouncy, when you try to eat it it ricochets your spoon through your head

I wish I could find out class schedules at palomar. Now who can I ask about that?

granted, but they deny you acceptance to the college last minute after getting your confirmation letter because their computers malfunctioned (haha SDSU).

And I think you can go on campus and ask someone, the main office probably. Or you could call the main office at the college and tell them what you want to know. All colleges want people to go to their school so they'll definitely help you out.

I wish I didn't have to do chemisty this year.

Granted you now have to do Psy 320

I wish I could add everyone to my facebook

(seriously give me your FB urls)

(And Ryan this video might help...
Here
)

granted, but I don't have a facebook.
Skype, Myspace, and Twitter: yes.

I wish it was winter already

(dang tommy, I acually forgot what you sounded like. and do you ever turn your phone on?)

granted, but it's winter in antarctica

I wish for cheese

granted but u eat too much and u get constipated

i wish for a less mundane life

granted, but you are a witch doctor instead, and are hunted down and slaughtered by crusaders.

I wish I hadn't broken my keyboard

Wish granted, but its replaced with a Dell keyboard (they suck, I know).


I wish I knew what to wish for.

been there, done that, worked out terribly for all involved

granted but it then becomes evil and kills u all

i wish for pizza

Granted, but it's 6 years past its expiration date.


I wish for better drum cymbals.

granted but they reject u

i wish for cooler weather

Granted but giant snowmen named Yukii-Chan will take over the world.


I wish for world peace.

granted but life becomes too boring and u waste the rest of ur life on the comp

i wish for omelet

Granted but it contains radioactive plutonium.


I wish to make it to the top posters list by posting random crayon on on on the forum games.

mmmmmm plutonium

granted, but u will never win the prize (maybe u will since meyeri and i r the only other ones that go on this that go to the school. sry HoD and SF)

i wish for an answer to the crayon question

Granted, but the forums aren't letting me edit my typing error that was supposed to say "crap on"


I wish I could make a hurricane

granted, but u get sucked into it as well

i wish i could control fire

Granted, but cops always blame you for arson.



I wish for a new computer.

granted but as u bring it in u slip and break it

i wish to be able to heal ppl