New Game: Catch 22

now look whose forgetting wishes >_>

i wish for iron man's suit

granted, but it's a costume with a cheap helmet
BTW, how often do I do that? Not Very often

I wish my Mom hadn't had to resign.
yay no insurance.

granted, u live a happy life

i wish for a better economy

granted, but prices keep going up because the universal up/down arrow got jammed

I wish I could understand what I just said

me too,

granted, u feel smrt

i wish for the REAL iron man suit

granted but it malfunctions

I wish peanut sauce wasn't so good!

granted, u now hate it and u just wasted money buying it

i wish for a job that pays decent amount of money

granted, but it pays borrowed money and you pick up the bills

*sigh*

i wish for ideas of what to wish for...seriously im out of ideas!

granted... but you don' thave any haha

I wish I could go to my friend vince's tomorrow T_T
I promised my mom I would go to her house. At least I get to sew!

granted, but you have jury duty first

I wish for slower responses

granted they r so slow that u get bored and leave

i wish for a game in which we can use the character sheet

granted, but it would be in the roleplaying forum

I wish every day in chem was the one like today, we just watched people put books on a syringe.

granted, but you don't do any labs, take any tests, and fail the class
actually, I remember that demonstration. wait until halloween, that demonstration is freaking sweet

I wish I had mentioned that I already did chemistry sooner

i heard that halloween in chemistry is cool :]
I don't know what it is though, but everyone says it's awesome.

which reminds me, I need to make my costume.. I don't know what I should be! D:

granted but you're too late

I wish i will pass chem with flying colors!

granted but ur post stopped me posting for SF so it is now denied

i wish for water

granted, but it's backwash

I wish for a cold day

granted, u freeze

i wish for more female friends
(i only have a hand full of close female friends T_T)

< female
< friend

granted!

I wish I could be in two places at once and still alive

hehe great covering of loopholes^^
granted, have u watched Scrubs before? if u have 3 words for u. Floating Head Doctor

i wish for mango smoothie

i like scrubs
do you like the colony? I do.

granted, but it has rotten mangos

i wish i could skype with my friend hoang right now

whats colony?

granted, but in reality u cant.

i wish for pizza

Hi.
granted but you work as a cashier in alfy's, so you give it to other people

I wish it wasn't so darn hot

granted.......u....freeze

i wish to talk to animals

granted, but they don't want to talk to you

I wish f or new epic fail pictures