New Game: Catch 22

Granted but everyone else gets turned into undead people so you really kill them (in terms of Final Fantasy element matchups, anyway)

I wish labor day lasted forever

granted but do u even know what labor day is about?

i wish it was summer with winter weather

Granted but you have to move to Siberia

granted....oh wait no wish

i wish for more points

Granted but...agh. I can't think of any negative side effect.

I wish I posted a wish for my last post. Whoops.

granted but the didnt make sense.

i wish for more food

Granted, but you will indulge yourself and become fat.


I wish I had a Geass in both eyes that makes people obey me without question. (Can you TELL I'M BORED?!)

yes

that sounds sort of evil

granted but u accidentally look into a mirror with the Geass active and u r now at a stand still

i wish for soul reaper powers

Granted but they will be severely watered down and weakened like Adobe Photoshop trial versions.

I wish I could curse in every language.

granted but that is now the only things u can say. good luck w/ girls buddy

i wish that i had a Charizard

Granted but he will disobey you like it disobeyed Ash before the episode "Charizard Chills" -Poke`Nerd-


I wish for a new set of drum sticks, because the old one snapped after I hit the snare.

That was what i was hoping for. that charizard is badass

granted but they do the same thing (cue the wha wha wha trumpet sound thing)

i wish for the nimbus from DBZ

Rofl.

Granted but you are not pure of heart and you fall through.


I wish math was fun

ohhhh so u do know about nimbus props to u

granted but u r too absorbed with it and u forget about the club

i wish for sharp katanas (btw i know how to use swords and wont kill myself or anyone who is innocent

Forget about the club?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DO NOT WANT

But they will come in a box that says "some assembly required."

lol

wish for ppl to remember to wish

Granted but people will always forget because that's reality.


I wish...uh..


INSERT WISH HERE

granted but y would u want pool of cherry jell-o?

i wish for pumpkins

Because I could actually swallow what I swim in.


Granted but they're rotten on the inside and have upside-down faces.


OH I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!

granted.....DINNER!!!!!!!

i wish for power pole from DBZ

Granted but it only extends .0000001 cm

I wish for a power level OVER 9000!

granted, u blow up

i wish for the 7 dragon balls

Wish granted, but the script writers became jerks and made it required to have 8 to summon the dragons.

I wish for the 7 Chaos Emeralds

granted but sonic kills u to get them back

i wish for mastersword

Granted but it's only a toy rip-off sent by Hasbro.


I wish to go to Japan.