New Game: Catch 22

hah hasbro

granted, but all u can do is say curse words remember?

i wish for sleep w/o sleep

Granted but...PARADOX WISH OMG.


I wish I knew how to grant a wish for sleep w/o sleep

granted its called sleepwalking

i wish for pure drinking water

Granted but it's false labeling. Darn you Stater Bros.


I wish for popularity.

granted but usual crazy girls follow u everywhere even the bathroom

i wish u will go to sleep zero

Granted but that won't be for a while.

I wish YOU would go to sleep, Ryu.

granted....as if

i wish upon a star a fish

Granted, but its a Magikarp


I wish Pokemon were real. (Who hasn't heard that one before?)

i will evo it
granted but they r the freaky real ones

i wish for grapes

granted, but they're super sour

I wish for longer weekends

granted but u get stupid from lack for education

i wish for a gaming job

Granted but you're testing for the worst games ever

I wish to work at GameStop

granted, but they lay you off within a week because a million people apply to that place.

no wish again

I wish for a new keyboard

I'm getting a sense of Deja Vu.

Granted but it's a crappy one from dell.



I wish for a pet rhino.

.........................REALLY!!!!!! U WANT ME TO WORK WITH THIS!? U MIGHT AS WELL JUST WISH FOR A T-REX!!!!!

GRANTED, but.............its untamed, it rages through the city destroying every single building. the police come and take all of ur money and everything else that u own to pay off the dept but it is not enough, u fly to Africa to escape the police. u see an elephant and wish for THAT! it does the same thing, leading u to do the same thing. this cycle happens over and over again until u r a wanted criminal throughout the world. finally animal rights activists find u in LA (the perfect hiding place) and tie u up. bring u to Hawaii and throw u in a volcano. all because u wanted a rhino..........wtf mate.

i wish for a bag of black cherries.

granted! but then they beat you up and stain your shirt!!

I wish I could remember to put wishes all the time, and for people to be honest

granted, but u wished for that before and look how that turned out.

i wish for basketball (i hate that sport)

granted! but then MCHS is banned from having basketball as a sport.
However, your parents adopt a religion that worships basketball.

I wish I knew whether to grow my hair out or keep it short.

granted but after u choose u will always want the other one

i wish for a boomerang

(that's so true! I look cute with short hair though, but nobody knows how to cut my hair correctly, I've gotten one bad cut after the other :[)

Granted, but then it comes back to you and chops off the top of your afro!
(I know i know, you don't have an afro but I didn't want to kill you)

...........what did i say about the wishes........*sigh*


i wish for non-drugged pancakes

oh man! I'm so bad at this game T_T I'm sorry!

Ahaha! I love refrences!!
Granted, You'll get cookie cakes from now on! (chocolate chip cakes)

I wish i wasn't so wide awake and pepped!

.....reference to what (is now thinking i will regret asking)

granted but u sleep through the school year and become a super senior

i wish for sleep (again)

To another post, goose.
Drugged cakes! woo

noo!
granted but then you never wake up.

I wish I could sleep with someone, like a big huge dog. It's lonely :/ if you really think of it, you lay in a dark room and close your eyes.
And if you are alone, you're completely vulnerable!