New Game: Catch 22

granted, but i post this instead because i think it's hilarious



i wish it made you laugh

nice, but you forgot to wish again

she didn't forget, its under the pic. but u did

i wish for more "i can has cheeseburger" pics

granted! but it's similar

explicit

Spoiler:

i wish i have the energy to talk on the phone tonight

lol

granted but u have to get up early 2mro. so do i

i wish for a nice, deep sleep

granted, but you don't fall asleep early enough and sleep through your alarm, and then your mom grounds you for 2 weeks.

I wish I had the energy to eat! (I'm like a zombie right now, went to sleep at 3 today, woke up at 7:45, I need more!)

granted, but u dont have enough energy to do anything else

i wish for food, im hungry

granted, you can have mine! However, my food only consists of TV Dinners and cereal so if you don't like it, too bad! >:]

I wish for a home made pot pie

granted, ur home is now a pot pie

i wish i didn't have to study to get good grades

granted, me too!

I wish I could teleport

granted, but u cant control it

i wish i had an extra hands

granted, but all your fingers are stuck together.

I wish I could get away from the computer.

granted, go to sleep

i wish for easier studying

granted, but you don't learn as much

I wish I could beat this one guy in dissidia T)T

granted, but there is another guy who beats u right after u beat "this one guy"

i wish for VR system that wont kill ppl

granted, I don't know what a VR system is

I wish I could gain weight.

virtual reality (VR)

granted, even i know better than to comment on a woman's weight

i wish for a good grade on my AP Gov test 2mro

ROFL
ahahaha
You're a gentleman.
But really, I have spaghetti limbs.

granted! because some of my avid classmates have that test tomorrow too and I want everyone to do well!
But you cheat and get caugh, with no 'get out of jail' card :/ and no collecting $200 when you pass go.

I wish I went to bed earlier tonight.
zombie status tomorrow

granted,........did it work?


i wish for more time to do things

granted, cause then you can post more! and do karate more! and play with brandy more!
but unfortunately we don't have more than 24 hours in a day, so sorry!

I wish my eye wasn't tearing up right now, jeez this has been happening lately.
it hurts >< I think it's the season changing, happens all the time.

granted, but now u have the urge to find something else to worry about. ur feet now itch

i wish people would stop elaborating on things when i have already told them that i understand the situation. it gets really irritating

granted, I know exactly what you mean. I get irritated with my dad a lot because of that.
but old habits die hard and you just have to deal with it sometimes :/

I wish my legs didn't fall asleep all the time in class.

granted but now u cant even control them

i wish for ferret

granted, come to NV with me, however you weren't serious.

I wish i could get a job

granted, u r the person u see in cartoons who i physically small and is walking gigantic dogs all at once

i wish the Mayan's never made that stupid calendar and make the whole world paranoid about the world ending