New Game: Catch 22

too bad

i wish for new glasses

granted, because you are getting new glasses
when? :]

I wish I to go to bed, yes this early.

granteed, but you wake up every half hour

I wish I didn't have cops coming to my house so much
no, it's not me, so don't ask.
If you do ask, I will break your computer on your head

granted, how r u going to hit me w/ my comp...... u dont know where i live

i wish for photoshop programs

granted! shoot I forgot to give it to you! but I only saw you once, briefly today.
I'll give it to you tomorrow, try not to be a phantom?

I wish I can remember for long periods of time

granted, but you can't remember anything but that one thing

I wish I didn't have this stupid cough

granted, but then you have a smart cough

I wish I wasn't so clever

hehehe y wish for something u already have? jk ^^

granted, obvious draw backs occur.

i wish for some peace and quiet

granted, just walk outside in the middle of the night and lay on your lawn. It was nice when I used to have a lawn.
however, you don't have a lawn, so I'm sorry.

I wish nights weren't so heavy

granted, how do u mean?

i wish i didn't feel sickish

granted, you feel all the way sick

I wish I had my modding supplies back

granted but they r wrecked u jerk.

i wish for a good night sleep

granted, but you never wake up again

I wish the underclassmen weren't doing anything while we have senior breakfast. I mean, all the other years before we got to miss class :3

y dont u want them to do anything?

granted, they have the day off

i wish for rain

granted, because i want that too! *rain dance!*

I wish i had a cute persacom to do my homework

granted but it malfunctions and starts to kill things

i wish for the liger zero

granted, but it doesn't like you

I wish I had a cool sith robe

granted, but yoda appears out of nowhere and kills u

i wish for less school work

granted, you have more homework

I wish I could be the next chad vader

......chad?

uhhhhh granted

i wish the loophole i find actually work on ppl, instead of the usual ignoring factor

check youtube. it's very funny
granted, but you are banned from using it

I wish I had a better doctor

granted, he puts u out of our misery

i wish for better cartoons on cartoon network

granted, but they only air reruns and side stories

I wish my mom wasn't so crazy

granted, she just embarrasses u at every turn

i wish it was the 23rd of october

granted, but it's 2197

I wish for longer days