New Game: Catch 22

granted, more school hours

i wish for a job that pays

granted, it pays five cents an hour

I wish for a new computer mic

granted, but for some reason you can't ever find the button to take it off mute

I wish for the weekend + monday to be over.

granted, but then it never comes back

I wish I could find a new MMO

granted: www.finalfantasyxiv.com

It's awesome, if you're into hardcore MMOs. Hasn't come out yet though, it will next year.


I wish people would call me back

Granted. Wait...what do you mean call back?

I wish I knew what she means by call back.

granted, but then you'll regret it

I wish I had bought the right type of microphone at Fry's today

granted but its too late

i wish for free psp game downloads

granted, but you are busted by the FBI for smuggling

I wish for a block of cheese

granted, but it makes u constipated

i wish for better stamina

granted, but you have less muscle

I wish my knees didn't hurt every time I bike uphill

granted, they hurt whenever u go down hill

i wish for a cooler phone

granted, but it freezes everything it touches

I wish I could sleep more every night

granted, because you have control over that.
unfortunately, can't change old habits.

I wish i didn't buy such delicious cookies today.

granted, you bought very very bad ones

I wish I had a grade higher than a C+ in Math
that is the only class below a B right now!

granted, but you don't work hard enough to keep it above a C

I wish my letters of recommendation will be done before nov 10th

granted but it is bad

i wish for less singing projects at school

oh man me too!!
that's granted!

I wish that every time i reached into my pocket for money, I'd pull out exact change

granted.........uh....yeah

i wish for happier days

granted, because they're coming!
oh man, but the world is gonna end in 2012

well shucks.


I wish someone will go with me to a play this year

the world isn't going to end in 2012, they just said that something was going to happen, there were no specifics about what was actually going to happen.

granted, mon's group will go

i wish for more time on my animation project

granted, but you don't have time for anything else

I wish I had a japanimation shirt

granted, cough up 20 bucks

i wish that the jobs i apply to would give me feedback on whether they will hire me or not.
(plz dont say that they r all rejections)

granted, but they always lose your paperwork and forget about you

I wish I didn't have an essay due that will make or break my whole grade

granted u have to right a book instead

i wish the trimester schedule wasn't so messed up