New Game: Catch 22

why? We don't get any points for posting here in the forums.
The only thing we're gaining is posts really. We just like talking :[ is that so bad?

I get up at 5:30 every morning too :]

granted! but then we would talk so much over another website but it couldn't handle our awesome, so it died, killing the entire internets for a month!

I wish I had fabric.

granted, but it's sown onto your skin

I wish I could stop

granted, but then you'd just stop. That means, you would die from starvation and lack of water from just standing there, doing nothing.

I wish I had a more comfy chair

granted, but you sink and get stuck in your chair

I wish the IT would get here sooner

granted, but IT dies and turns into a zombie and then comes to eat your brains.

I wish the smileys for the posts were awesome ones, instead of silly american ones.

Meyeri wrote:

granted, but then he comes alive on the paper and kills you.
(I'll have to try and draw what I think he looks like... even though he'll end up looking weird)

I wish I could draw good clothing sketches.

he wouldn't kill me, he is Tonkoro, my brother, i told u guys about my brothers right? i told SF anyway in the beginning of the coin game.

granted, the eyes r smaller. (not ment to be evil racist)

i wish for a world of magick (not that stupid Harry Potter crayon either. the anime/manga magick yaknow where u can learn magick even though ur just a human)

me too! i want to learn magic T_T
your wish is granted without consequence.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

granted, it is constitutional after all just so long as u r over the age of 16

i wish for hot pockets

granted, but i eat all of them because I love hot pockets

I wish for green

granted, but you're green
I'm blue(if you don't recognize this, youtube search it
He's red
I wish for cake

granted, but it's a lie.

I wish I had more cereal.

granted, stale Lucky Charms r now the only thing u have and can get.

i wish for digimon (not the ugly/disgusting ones)

granted but they become extinct shortly after

i wish i had something to do

granted, keep posting

i wish for more energy

haha, that made me smile

granted but you gain it by using energy drinks and you work your heart to death.

I wish I could debate without getting so emotional.

granted, u r a lawyer, i'll save a seat for u in hell

i wish for my back to be healed

granted! however you stub your toe!!

I wish my house was less cluttered and my dad cleaned more.

granted, but he tries to kill whoever messes up the floor at all

I wish my ride to school wasn't mostly uphill

granted, but then it's all down hill BOTH WAYS (it's a wish, so go with it) but it's so steep that you fall and break all 4 limbs

you forgot to make a wish again.

I wish that didn't break my train of thought

granted! but it happens, it's just like..
oh my god. I just thought of it again.
Read at your own risk

Spoiler:

I wish you didn't read that, you'll hate me.

granted, idk if he will actually read it,

i wish for my Xbox 360 to work again in HD

granted, but xbox360s suck (their games don't though )

I wish I will go to the store and get some milk, cereal, batteries, and cookies for tomorrow, with bread and peanut sauce.
That means right now, brb like... 10 minutes? :]

.....o....k......


granted,....uhhhhhh dont talk to strangers.

i wish Meyeri wasn't catching up with me. *glares at SF*

granted, but I catch up to you.
at 700 more posts than me, that probably won't happen