Sci-fi rules

a while ago my friend and i were watching shows on the Sci-fi channel and ranting about how stupid the people in the shows were. so we decided to make up rules on what and what not to do when u find urself in a Sci-fi situation.

so add what ever u think u should or should not do in a Sci-fi situation
(only one rule at a time, this will let other people post their own rule)

Rule 1

if u dont know what it is....DON'T STICK UR FACE OVER IT!!!!

Rule #2

Don't poke it with a stick!!!

Rule #3

If they got bit by a zombie, they'll become a zombie. Don't try to help your zombie friend and become a zombie yourself.

#4

If it doesn't die with the first shot, more may be required.

#5 If it has tentacles, it will own you.

#6

If you see a snake you are either
A) Dead
or
B) GET THE F*** OUT OF THERE!!!!

#7 Have a gun.

#8 If hyper speed is too slow go straight to LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#9
if it's over 9000, it's too much

10

If you dont know how to speak alien, speak english.

11

When you have babies for aliens, you will always die.

12

The forest in NEVER the place to be.

13

The good looking aliens are always the killers

14

Never leave home without shells

((For a shotgun))

15

Don't go into the light!

16

Always have random spare glasses of water lying around the house.

17

Don't go alone.

18

If the title involves experiment it will fail/go wrong.

19

Dark tunnels,
Do not go.

20

run with the screams, not towards them.

21

wear a George Bush mask if you need a disguise.

22

when going into the forest always bring a photon cannon (its sci-fi, they have those)

23

If you travel by ship NEVER have scanners to maximum.

if someone is accused of being evil, the accuser is the evil one

25

Except when the accused has a snake in their head.