The golden coin game

mm, not the exploding heads I was thinking of.
oh well.

/ "ZA WARUDO!" (Time freezes, including SF) "Tokio tomare."
/Walks over, takes coin, walks away. Pulls out several knives and throws them at SF. They stop just before impact.
/"Shosite toki ga ugoki desu." (Time resumes)
/You pretty much know what happens next.

/ this
/ KAZENSHIN!
/ grabs the new guy by the feet(thank God, FINALLY! SOMEONE NEW!!!!!!!!!!)
/ before going any further, shakes him down for the coin
/ proceeds to spin in a circle at 300+MPH
/ ^ is torn apart, leaving a giant bloodstain in the dirt

/ FLASH STEP
/ takes coin before SF can pick it up
/ SOUL OF THE ETERNAL FLAME, GRANT ME THY STRENGTH, EFREET!!!!!!
/ my body is enveloped in fire, when most of it is cleared away, i am in red, gold, and black armor with the spirit of Efreet behind me
/ hold my hands out
/ HELL FIRE!!!!!
/ meteor like object forms in my hands covered in fire and gets bigger
/ throws at everyone
/ all die
/ teleports away with coin

btw y does it say that teleport is spelled wrong?

/Follows Ryu by flash step.
/"Road Roller DA!" *Slams steamroller on Ryu*
/*Laughs, then repeadly punches steamroller, causing more damage on Ryu.*
/"Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda! MUDA!"
/*With one last hit, steamroller explodes into pieces. Ryu is flattened, but the coin is not.*
/*Walks over, picks up coin, then walks away.*
/"Oh yeah, I forgot something. WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

/ ryu, you idiot. I've told you before, I'm immune to fire. meteors count
/ you, shikuru, are not
/ hits him with whip made of lava
/ only coin remains

hell fire uses both fire AND rock (im not as dumb as u think its also hard to forget consider ur name includes the word fire)

/walks over and picks up coin
/hold hand up to SF
/SPACE TIME MAGI! STOP!
/SF stops in place
/BLACK HOLE IMPLOSION!
/SF implodes into a black hole that i created in him
/walks back to oasis (see previous posts) (idk which page it was a while ago)

/ oasis turns out to be a sarlaac pit
/ steals coin, then pushes ryu in

/doesn't know what sarlaac pit is so it doesn't exist
/takes out kisari-gama and slices SF's head off
/uses the weighted side to grab the coin

/punches ryu in the face
/ takes coin

/SF's hand is absorbed into skin
/skin turns into sand and envelopes SF
/SAND COFFIN
/SF is crushed
/takes coin

/SAND TSUNAMI!
/ takes coin after tsunami goes down

/sonic boom
/SF explodes from the inside
/takes coin

/ halo killing moves usung sniper rifle
/ ryu looks like swiss cheese now
/ takes coin

/moves the little floating thing (VRGL) from ODST in the way
/SF loses game for killing the thing he had to save
/takes coin

/ ^ is blasted by Sgt. Johnson with Spartan Laser
/ why did he have to die? he was awesome....
/ takes coin in order to celebrate his memory

/u killed me........with a dead guy.........ok fine
/uses Philosopher's Stone to create an army of loyal undead guys
/dead guys kill SF
/SF becomes my minion as an undead and he gives me the coin
/i send SF into the "Truth" using the stone

/ screw you you jerk, I haven't gotten to the truth part
/ undead guys turn on their former master
/ returns from the dead to unleash my revenge
/ takes coin, then throws ryu in a room with wrath

/i said that they were loyal......they wouldn't turn on me, and i even have the philosopher's stone. (btw anything i said in the last part wouldn't have spoiled anything for u in the manga).

anyway....

/matches wrath blow for blow in sword fight.
/but i decide to end it. "SPACE/TIME MAGI! BLACK HOLE!!!!!"
/creates black hole inside Wrath. he dies
/break out of room
/CYCLONE CUTTER!!!!!!
/shreds SF up into little pieces
/takes coin
/burns the army of undead and reduce them to ashes

/ i'm the better swordsman
/ blocks the cyclone
/ EXECUTIONER SLASH!!!
/ thrusts both blades at ryu's throat X-style(the shape, not the character)
/ when he blocks, I slide it around his sword and backhand it through his neck
/ instant death
/ takes coin and walks away

/u wish. i take real pride in my swordsmanship
/and my swords that i created might actually block that attack, was it energy based?

/gets up, thanks to Kiba's (left hand sword maining in defense) fang at the end of its chain, all the energy from the attack was stored in it
/whipes the chain around and attacks SF, he dodges and the energy explodes into the ground
/stores my own energy into the cloth on Tsume (right hand sword maining in attack) charges at SF and disappears
/reappears behind SF with sword held up to him
/SF turns around just in time for me to release the energy, completely obliterating his top half.
/reaches in the pocket and takes the coin.

/ lol, I have alwas been a rather good swordsman without practice. I would be a lot better if my parents weren't peace freaks

/ my bottom half is still enough to kick your ass
/ knocks ryu over onto his own sword
/ steals coin

haha. nice, i respect ur annoying desire not to die completely

/considering u dont have ears, eyes, and an overall lack of a face.......
/walk in front and kick u where it hurts
/"how the heck can u steal something w/ a complete lack of an upper body?"
/takes coin and leaves

/ wouldn't you like to know
/ reforms body using surrounding life
/ is in the mood for some british bayonetting
/ batonett meats ryu's spine
/ takes coin from quickly dying ryu, and crushes his head

wrong type of "meet" SF

/uses giant cleaver and kills SF
/takes coin