Storytelling game!

I loved this game on other forums.
Especially when people get really into it and it just becomes ridiculous.

Basically, what you do is you keep adding to the story that someone posted above you and you can make it go in any direction you want, but the point is to just never make it stop.
Something/someone dies? Well, they were reincarnated into a fish.
They became a zombie.
Lobster-whales ruled the planet.
Everyone thinks corn is the anti-christ.
Hitler possessed a piece of cheesecake, so you instantly grew a mini mustache.

You can add new characters, too :]

Anything!

Oh yeah, and you have to end your sentence unfinished, so someone else can pick it up.

You can write, I would say, a maximum of 3 lines, cause we don't want one person writing the entire thing!

/blows whistle!
START!

There was a girl named Chamomile, but people just called her Cam. Her favorite thing to do was...

speak German with the Narwhals because they're the only people or creautres she knows that speak German. But one day

Cam found a French speaking Narwhal and who can cook crepes with the speed of light! Shockingly,

she could only make one kind of crepe, the super strawberry swirl crepe, and the secret ingredient was

((why would you leave this open ended????))

recycled nuclear waste, which was procured from

one-hundred-year-old toothpaste, which was made by

the people in hollywood that made the Crappy version of the Dragonball movie. This made Cam

have a terrible fear of cement, which led her to

panic in fear and tries to run away from the french speaking narwhal but she couldn't because...

become a vegetarian. But only a certain kind of vegetarian, she only ate radishes. However, something unfortunate happened...

the narwhal stole her radishes! and then the french speaking narwhal

made her watch Buffy the vampire slayer for three days straight, turning her into

craving for blood and french speaking.........

for which reason she became a superhero with a fear of cement and german narwhals, who

has a power a special ability called

Supah Hypah Cheesey-Ball attack! With this ability she's

throws balls of cheese that burns like fire and then

grow and suffocating amount of smelly mold. She

then shouts "HADOKEN!" but somehow a caption appears out of nowhere saying "you're doing it wrong", so she becomes a sad panda and

also a very emo/self-cutting panda that like nuclear warfare, so

she used this more powerful ability called

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia which does

((basically it is the fear of long words))

the fear of long words that the french narwhals are afraid of! So she

used that fear to find the German Narwhals, who

are the French Narwhals biggest enemy. So she gather all of the german narwhals she can and when they get to the French narwhals they